Sun 24 Sep 2006
New energy drink that promises energy levels “350% greater than The Bull!” is out, and thats not the real news, the controversy comes from the name used to market it.
The level of energy is too much obviously and could be very dangerous since people use stuff like red bull for parties, which means they’re getting a caffeine rush plus using up alot of energy and getting dehydrated, which could be fatal. So now they’re giving you 350% the rush and marketing it as “the legal alternative”

Look at the way “Cocaine” is written too, its like cocaine was used to make the name too!
The drink has been causing controversy all over the place for very obvious reasons….and you can’t blame people for getting upset! I wouldn’t be happy to see kids and everyone using a term like cocaine in their daily conversations!
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September 24th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
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September 24th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Q,
Mubarak alik al-shahar.
I think fasting is doing well in your creativity
September 24th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
is this in kuwait? im surprised they would allow such a product to be sold. im a big red bull fan and this is one drink i would definitely try. im just surprised it exists.
September 24th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
AlZain
MK, yaa im mr creative with alot of time on my hand
Fonzy, no not yet I think its only sold in New York and Las Vageas for now…
September 24th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Here’s the post on Defamer about this product:
The makers of deceptively named new energy drink Cocaine insist that their product has been made 350 percent stronger than now-pussified jitter-beverage Red Bull by 280 milligrams of street-legal caffeine, not, as you might hope, by a secret, powdery ingredient imported by tied-off condom in the digestive tract of Colombian mules.
Still, we assume that the company will do everything they can to fully leverage the power of their adorably controversial brand, from handing out free cans from crowded stalls of Hollywood clubs to paying millions of dollars to officially sponsor the next five years of Lindsay Lohan’s life.
Really, the marketing campaign writes itself
September 24th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Hmph!
I dont like that at all….not one bit :/
I think i can write a whole post about how bad that is….isnt the drug problem around the world bad enough already?
They better not start selling it here!
Hell, they better not sell it anywhere.
September 24th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
looooooooooool
nice post brother
September 24th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @paying millions of dollars to officially sponsor the next five years of Lindsay Lohan’s life.
:P
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September 24th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Drink “Liqqa7″, it will post your energy, much more that 350%
- check arabic dictionaries for the word
لقاح
and you’ll know what I’m talking about
September 25th, 2006 at 6:30 am
Hmmm……
I’m not a fan of any of these “high” energy drinks (i.e. Red Bull)…. The name of this product surely isnt creative, but its getting the attention it wants! As we know….most
“controversy causing” products are done purposely…. its a shame that “America” would allow such product to leave the manufacturer and hit the public….but once again… its AMERICA ;-)…. If I was Amazon ( I would be wise in offering such product).
September 27th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
i dont see any cocaine here. no harm, no foul. ill tip my glass to that.
“Hey Ma, get me some fuckin cocaine!”
Priceless.
What next, fried dough with extra grated cheese will soon be call Heroin??
Shit.
May 6th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
jdfhakjsl;fhadkljfa fuck yeah
August 25th, 2007 at 4:02 am
I think the drink will be good for sports men . I think the manifacturer should export the drink to Africa. Especially Nigeria . We have a lot of guys that will love it. Beacuse in Africa we do more work that the people abaord
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November 6th, 2007 at 6:18 am
U guys are all idiots…