Fri 28 Oct 2005
Fajer AlSi3eed (فجر السعيد), the Kuwaiti writer responsible for many Ramadan shows, goes a step beyond her usual nonsense…..she found the “cure” for lesbians!!

Apparently, if ur a lesbian, all u need is to see Mishari AlBallaam, and let him touch ur hand!
I do not watch the show, but I am married, therefor there is no escape from Ramadan shows! Usually, I am on my pc while my wife flips through channels. Today was no different, I was on my pc minding my own business, when all of a sudden my wife burst out laughing, and tells me that I have to watch this. There is a character in the show 3adeel Alroo7 that is a lesbian teenager, and they show how her family suffers from this problem and how it affects them in the eye of others! (I guess since the gay character has been done more than once, this ws the next logical step).
Anyway, in this scene, she sees AlBalaam, and all of a sudden u can see how she fell in love at first sight, and then he showed some interest in her, and when her sister was taking a picture of them together, his hand touched hers!! (scandalous!!) ;P
Then, u see her laying in bed trying to sleep but she cant, she’s thinking of him and his touch!
Her sister tells her mom about it, telling her that she thinks her sister is finally “cured”!! LOL!
She has been UNlesbianized!!
Thank you Fajer AlSi3eed for “curing” her and showing us how to treat that “disease”!
Beautiful isnt it?? Writers highlighting problems in society and showing us how to treat them in a mature way
Using the wise words from Misha3il AlZankawy, the great actress who deserves an oscar for her quality acting …….. AY SHAY!
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October 28th, 2005 at 2:52 am
awal ma sheft allag6a met men al`97ek ;P
almosalsal t7awal flim hindi ;P
October 28th, 2005 at 3:10 am
الكومينت ( التعليق )
صحيح انه فجر السعيد تطرقت لمشكلة المثليين و هالشي زاد في الاونه الاخيره وخصوصا بشارع الحب حتى برمضان بتشوفونهم هناك يقزون ( استغفر الله ) بس عرضها للمشكلة برايي مو بمحله وكذلك طريقها في سرد المشكلة !! انا بصراحه مو متابعه بعد للمسلسل الا جم حلقه بحكم انه دراستي ماخذه وقتي ما عجبني المسلسل لانها دايم تتكلم عن الطبقات الاجتماعيه العالية اول شي و ثاني شي لازم في طق ومطاقق وشد شعر !!
وبالنهايه ….. ؟؟؟
وحلقه اليوم ( الاربعا ) اللي فيها مشاري البلام ( أي شي ) وعلى قولتك شي يضحك وخصوصا مسكة الايد هاذي !!!
ما اقول الا الحمدلله والشكر بس
ميرسي على الموضوع ..
October 28th, 2005 at 3:12 am
I cracked up laughing as well. Heehehehe it’s utterly hilarious, but I have a theory that she has not been cured, but she found well this might be offensive to others but you know how there were rumors on the show or something like that ina he is gay?
Well he’s less of a man and she’s more of it so it balances out in the end? 
Just kidding of course but seriously I held the laugh in at the time since my father was watching the show with me as well. Then at commercial time I burst laughing!
October 28th, 2005 at 4:29 am
LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
I couldnt contain myself when I saw that today, I was calling everybody all at once! What a joke?!
Ok something happened that reminded me of your previous post. I went to the khaya6 to pick someting up and he asked me “DR y3ny shino ‘tartara’? I said you mean tartar? Thats the shiny stuff on my blouse, how can you not know that? He said “La ana 3araf hatha tartar, la tartara tartara??? Shino hatha??” I said aaaaah you mean “tharthara”, gilt aked wa7da zafita cuz hes so garga o ma yaskit! Chan ygool….E, y3ny shino? Chan agool kalam wajid zayid. Chan ygol la mo hatha. So I said where did you hear this word? “E ana shoof fe hatha tamsiliya 3el qanat alkuwait, hatha ilrayal ygol inta tartara. Inzain hatha shino isma nafar yro7 bil shari3 yakhith flos min nafarat?” Chan agool 6araaaaaar! EEEEE sa7 hatha howa!
Lol!
Sij Kuwaiti drama globalisation!
October 28th, 2005 at 4:33 am
Let me tell u my theory. We r all Q80s, we have these problems in our society, as any other society. On the other hand as u know that each society has levels, weather horizontally of vertically. What I think that the society Fajer is talking about is the one she lives in. Since there is a place were all the unusual (want to live in different roles than the one in the society, gays, lisbos, thieves… ETS) people gather and live there, this is the place they are talking about, and the one they live in.
October 28th, 2005 at 5:33 am
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October 28th, 2005 at 5:35 am
It’s only an hour before I watch the episode, and you just blew it for me :@
Put a disclaimer next time.
Kaaaaaifi imtaabi3!
October 28th, 2005 at 6:20 am
So what happens if I touch the hand of a really pretty woman, do I become a lesbian?
October 28th, 2005 at 6:52 am
LOL allah ye`3arbel ebleesik ya Q…I didn’t see the episode but I’m gonna watch it just for the touch of hands! LOL
October 28th, 2005 at 8:27 am
Ok I just watched it. From what you wrote, I thought it was an accidental “touch” or a shake of hands, not a i’ll-get-your-hand-out-of-your-pocket-and-hold-it-and-charge-my-love-into-your-veins touch!
Yalla ma 3alaih. You didn’t blow it as bad as I expected
Fajer Else3een just insulted my intelligence! Unfortunately, most of her viewers buy this shit. That sexual orientation can be switched homo/hetero over night!
More over, she insulted my intelligence with the father and son planning the mother and daughter’s run for the parliament without them knowing about it.
October 28th, 2005 at 10:44 am
Ummm… I think there’s a slim possibility that, with that kind of sappy hand grab*, he could also qualify as the ‘cure’ for heterosexuals
He better not come anywhere near MY hands.. is all I’m sayin’…
Gigi, dryly
*Note: I haven’t seen the episode, but just imagined the whole situation in my head. Ew!
October 28th, 2005 at 11:52 am
LOL. Gigi and McArabian. You nailed it. So men, keep your women away from the Angelina Jolies of the world, and women, keep your men away from the Brad Pitts. Coz who knows but a touch of their hand, you’d lose yours to the other camp
October 28th, 2005 at 12:04 pm
Haifa Wahbi (turned) lesbian after she touched Al-Ballam in Al-Wadi show, it wasn’t a touch it was a kick in the groin.
Seriously when will people here accept the fact that homosexuality is not a disease or some kind of (style) which one can grow out of once he or she is introduced to the right medicine or semi-retarded actor, to make out with.
Fajr Al-Saeed is planting false crap into the minds of thousands of Kuwaiti parents who happen to have a gay son or daughter, and I’m sure most of the viewers will share her ridiculous beliefs about other issues as well just because they saw it on TV, and it is based on a true story after all.
What’s next for Fajr Al-Saeed? Will Al-Ballam turn gay when he is repeatedly (touched) by Khaled Al-Nifeesi? or it doesn’t work both ways in the universe of stupidity, which must have been created during extended hair removal sessions at a cheap Saloon, somewhere in Jahra.
Anyways I shouldnt complain too much, it is just more material for future toons, like I need more
October 28th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
ayshay i cant believe im missing out all this drama..hehe..!!
oo at least chan 7a6aw wa7ed hot..mishary waina wain a lesbo to go straight for him..meskeen..
October 28th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
Mad M2000:
I actually believe a good percentage of homosexuals in Kuwait are doing it is as a style thing.
October 28th, 2005 at 12:17 pm
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October 28th, 2005 at 12:20 pm
مــاد م شكلك وايد إتحب السحاقيات
أنا بعد
بس على شرط يكونون شيفد كلين
بالرجوع للموضوع الذى تطرق له الأخ كيو أجد أنها مضيعة للوقت لمناقشة أحداث مسلسل مولود من مخ كاتبة كويتية لا تحمل شهادات فى علم النفس أو التربية أو حتى ….فى فن لف السمبوسة من معهد نيو هراء زن
وسعوا صدوركم وسعوا صدوركم….تره (شجون) ما زالت صبيك و (البلام) مايع و (بدرية) للأبد…..عذراء
يمممممممممم بدريييييييية
( In Homer Simpson voice )
October 28th, 2005 at 12:31 pm
TheKuwaiti
ٍٍStyle or not its their choice right?
Just like its my choice to grow a long beard and wear a short dishdasha, and no one dares to make fun of those on TV right?
If we are going to throw a fit about TV programs which discriminate against non-Kuwaitis, blacks or the handicapped, we should also react the same way toward the false depiction of gays as mentally confused people who need to be (raped) back into a (normal) state.
Bo Jaij
I will deal with you later, and stop watching girl on girl porn before Futoor.
October 28th, 2005 at 1:07 pm
HaHa khoosh post!
Oh magic hand, oh magic hands! But would’nt touching Mishary Albalams hand turn the female lesbian character into a gay male character? (Just to add to Fajers confusion)
Backround music:
“Girls who do girls who do boys who do girls”
October 28th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
Q
I was entertained by your post
I also love these Google ads at the bottom of your blog
October 28th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
I was expecting she’s going to highlight something about lesbiens THIS Ramadan. I was right!
Alballam is the cure? ah give me a break, when she was a tomboy she was tougher than he is, maybe that’s why!! you know “Opposite Attract”
Fajir Al sa3eed fishaltay fashal tharee3
October 28th, 2005 at 7:37 pm
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October 28th, 2005 at 7:38 pm
رسالة فجر السعيد الى الخليج و العالم العربي :
المجتمع الكويتي مجتمع تعبان و منحرف و شاذ و سوقي و واطي
fajer alsa3eeed : GET A LIFE !
October 28th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
i know kuwait is not utopia , we have several social classes but at least she could have put the good side of our society to get the balance !!
P.S i dont watch those episodes
يرفعون الضغط
October 28th, 2005 at 8:31 pm
what happened to good old fashioned psycotherapy?!?! hehe but i guess thats too normal not exciting enough..
October 28th, 2005 at 11:22 pm
lol Q,
Thanks for the laughs
Spend more time with your lovely wife. It’s good for the blog.
And I couldn’t have said it better than MadM.
October 29th, 2005 at 1:25 am
اعتقد انه هل مستوى السطحي من الأحداث و السيناريو شي متوقع من كل المسلسلات الكويتية مو بس من فجر السعيد
فمادري ليش مستغربين!
October 29th, 2005 at 6:00 am
مشكور وايد على هالبلوج ضحكني موت
thank god for channel 4
October 29th, 2005 at 10:19 am
Can she at least find a cure for bad acting??!
October 29th, 2005 at 2:54 pm
البلام ابروحه يبيله علاج الله يهديها بس مالقت غير البلام تحطه
والصورة اللي في البوست تعور البطن .
October 29th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
Hahahaha!!! So that is the “cure” =D
November 18th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
Sure beats the hell outta me, this show!
Bye the bye, is there any similar quick fix for religious bigots?
June 23rd, 2006 at 4:50 am
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June 23rd, 2006 at 9:33 am
I had to ask myself if I could get used to a life like that. How much *exactly* did it bother me that He was not only serving Himself, but serving ME also?
June 23rd, 2006 at 11:22 am
HPV causes genital warts, which have never been fun. But in its most deadly strains, it’s the primary cause of cervical cancer.
June 23rd, 2006 at 5:07 pm
son david who is a builder by trade has bought us a new home
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Feeling back to normal again after two weeks with a cold though? Oh my that feels good!
June 26th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
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