Wed 11 May 2005
Continuing the silly need for comedy mood in me, I am kindly requesting that everyone submit any good jokes you got through SMS recently, preferably in Arabic!
Yalla I want to laugh and I deleted 927 msgs from my phone including all jokes yestderday, so I need to recharge myself!
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May 11th, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Mm I got one ,,
Shaykh gabylah —– garer yet5ale9 men el aghbya ,,gama3hom ow galhom ana ra7 as2el kel wa7ed feykom so2al elly ya56y i will kill him , they agried , yah doar awal wa7ed , he asked him 2+2 yesawey chum ? he replys 4 , Suddenly the whole gabylah scream ” tokfah ya shey5 don’t kill him ” !! ..
Hope u like it ..
May 11th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
قسم الرجال المصريين عند الزواج:
اقسم برب البريه
ان اطيع الوليه
و ان اسلمها الماهيه
و كل الحوافز الظاهرة و المخفيه
و ان انظف الحله بعد الملوخيه
و اكون بالبيت من المغربيه..
زوجتى دازتها لى..نغزه يمكن؟
May 11th, 2005 at 8:22 pm
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May 11th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
Hi , nice blog .. good topic ..
ok .. here is my joke ..
حرامي يبوق بيت وحده متينه
)
( من نفس فريقي ..
مسكته و قعدت عليه .. قالت حق ولدها .. حمود روح اتصل بالشرطه .. رد الحرامي .. تكفه حمود بسرعه …
May 11th, 2005 at 10:11 pm
Sorry Q all of my jokes are X-Rated but pretty funny
May 12th, 2005 at 12:23 am
There goes nothing .. Enjoy Q.
1-3azmi 6libaw mina yetbara3 fi bna’ soor magbara.. gal laish fe mayet
min7ash min lawal
2-M6aire saken fog masee7y.. lema sima3 ina il baba mat, shaghal
sharee6 baba fain.
3-Wild Nancy Ajram yadris bil s3oodya.. e9ee7 bil fa9il. saalah il
modaris aysh feek? Rad bdee umi, galah: Kil tibin kilina nibgha umik.
4-Ma9re yamshy oo egool yarab irzgni 50 alf jnaih, liga 5 jnaih. gal:
yarab rakiz ma3ay.
5-3azmi yesal umah shlown yebteeni? Galatlah: 7a6ait shaker ta7at
makhadety bilail oo 9eba7t oo legaitik. gam oo 7a6 shaker ta7at
makhadita gam il 9ib7 oo liga zhaiwe gal : walah Lo mo wildy chan
theba7tik!
6-3azmy inbag bookah, balagh il sher6a, galoola wala ihimik bin6al3a
lik min ta7at il arth. wohwa raji3 il bait shaf 3omal e7afroon gal:
3afya shedaw 7ailkum tara loona boony.
7-ag9ar nikta bil 3alam:
Filipeeni 3abd
8-im7ashesh tisabab ib maqtal 25 shakh9, iselah il thabe6: kaif 9ar il
7adeth. rad: kint misri3 oo inga63at il faramil oo 3al yemeen shakh9
oo 3al yesar 3irs, a9deem meen ya3ni? gal il thabi6: kan 9idamt il
rayal. gal lim7ashesh: hatha ili sawaita bas il 7ayawan harab lil3irs
oo la7agta.
9-Thirs thahab, shaba9a 9afra, khatam fa9 bortoghali, baqaya sha3ar
ma7roog min il seshwar, sa3a rado rejali, n3al wardya, mobile alcatel,
sityan banafsiji = baqaya 3abda mad3ooma.
May 13th, 2005 at 12:39 pm
Here is The NewEst:P
عازمي دش برنامج مسابقات .. سألوه شنو اسم شريط بشار الشطي الجديد؟
قالهم : سهلة برجر كنج ;p
” people livin abroad wont get it ;p”
Jelly Belly .. 3adi Q Is A FreeMinded Guy Ketbay Elle tabena Yuba:p
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November 9th, 2005 at 3:30 am
Nice site maybe we can do something!Free SMS and Free Fax
November 21st, 2005 at 7:05 pm
Perhaps a little bit off topic, but here’s a very cute joke…John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?”
“I can’t thank you enough, sir,” replied the waiter. “I hardly ever
get a compliment.” From Sam at:basicjokes.
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