Tue 10 May 2005
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
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“Every sperm is sacred” and all of the Grim Reaper scene
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The whole idea of the movie!!
“Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed ‘em, huh?”
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Im definitely gonna watch one of them this weekend!! Have a nice weekend 
7 Responses to “Classic comedy!”
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May 10th, 2005 at 10:01 pm
hathooly min weeen 6al3eeen !!
May 10th, 2005 at 11:43 pm
mat3arfeeenhum?
May 11th, 2005 at 12:11 am
you didn’t see them yet ?!? what cave have you been living in !!
i love them , i’m going to buy the season DVD ( i saw most of it before )
oh and the best line in holy grail is when the old women talk to him about system of government
May 11th, 2005 at 12:50 am
forza!! I totally agree with you!!
I cant resist, I will paste the whole scene, im in this kind of mood -
“I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.”
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I’m 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I’m 37. I’m not old.
King Arthur: Well I can’t just call you “man”.
Dennis: Well you could say “Dennis”.
King Arthur: I didn’t know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn’t bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the “old woman”, but from behind you looked…
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn’t vote for you.
King Arthur: You don’t vote for kings.
Woman: Well how’d you become king then?
[Angelic music plays… ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I’m being repressed.
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F*cking brilliant!!
May 11th, 2005 at 8:16 am
HAhahahaha,,,
oh im bad im missing the fun ..i dont know them walla
i believe i shoudl get them sooo funny
May 11th, 2005 at 12:04 pm
OMG!!!
Q check out my profile I have listed Monty Python and the Holy Grail as one of my favorite movies…it’s just pure classic comedy…I love the Brits sense of humor…a lot of Americans don’t get it…it’s just very witty in my opinion
I was thinking of posting something on one of my old time favorite British actors…brilliant comedian (coming soon)
May 11th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Actually… A new musical called Monty Python’s Spamalot is now a huge hit on Broadway