Sat 26 Mar 2005
Yesterday, my wife and I went to the new starbucks in the Behbehani complex near bait 7. Its a nice place, but thats not my point….we both noticed that everybody looked the same!! Its like there is cloning factory somewhere there that creates shabaaab and banaat!
Shabaab ingredients:
- long hair, preferably pointing upwards
- 70’s cop sunglasses
- laaazim ako facial hair, “dirty look” ya3ny
- tight t-shirt or polo shirt, preferably bright red or yellow
- jeans of course
- bright red or yellow shoes that match the tshirt
Girls ingredients:
- long hair, and has to be wavy….or 3 7jaabs foog ba3ath with lots of glittery stuff
- sunglasses that cover 70% of the face
- a top that has a minimum of 4 dif colors, and has to go down all the way to cover the waist and reach the thighs.
- jeans of course
- high heels
I swear, it was hillarious!! Even the mothers who where there with their kids looked like that!
Oooh…oooh!! I forgot something else…..the look!! Whenever a group of guys or girls enter, they have to have “the look”!! The one that says Im very very serious, Im here on a mission! God forbid any of them came in smiling, their prestige will be destroyed!!
Anyway, it was a fun day! Try it, go check it out, and if you know where the cloning factory is, tell me….ill take pictures and post them!
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March 26th, 2005 at 3:56 pm
realy nice place
but ‘ lil asf ‘ last week when i went with my friend.. kan killa shbab , 7adda we felt ena we r in the wronge place.. like it’s dewanyat wa7id mn elrabi3;p
so we prefered el Take Away ..
and elshbab .. 7adda Guitar Player STYLE ;p
March 26th, 2005 at 5:12 pm
The day we crossed each other over there was my first visit to that place.. I was impressed with it, so I tended to stop by for couple of times after that, and I started seeing what you are describing, and how packed with fake people it got.. so the last time I was there, when I walked in and felt like walking the cat walk on a walk way, and all are looking at anything that moves over there.. I took the nonfat latte to go and NEVER AGAIN.. end of story..
March 26th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
q
الله يغربل ابليسك:)
تصدق كان فى بالى نفس البوست من يوم الخميس
كنت بالفنار يوم الخميس و انا مالى عاده اروح بنهاية الاسبوع..
نفس ما قلت..و الشباب كلهم سكسوكه و ماكو شنب
زين غيروا شوى التسريحه
و البنات كلهم يعطونك
the look
March 26th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
It’s the hair that gets me. Spiky is OK if it’s short to medium length hair, but these guys take it to the extreme
كله من بشار الشطي
March 26th, 2005 at 10:17 pm
I am not sure whether it is the first sign of globalization or simply a fashion style taking over.
Whenever I look in my family photo album, I see everybody in minis in the 60s, or with big hair ala fat7ee kamil in the 70s, so what’s new? Our parent’s did it, so why don’t we?
Don - so you are a nonfat-latte-person just like me
March 26th, 2005 at 11:23 pm
oh the guys are just trying to copy my style. :p
fucking posers
March 26th, 2005 at 11:40 pm
I said it once & i’ll say it again… I hate going to starbucks because of hal ashkal but if I had to choose going to one it would be moshref branch. Its quiet, the ppl there are mostly from the area so everyone knows everyone else, there are some forigners so it gives you a feeling you’re in a regular starbucks, hence there aren’t many bashar alsha6i look alike, and of course its in the middle of the co-op so you can buy whatever you want & just grab u a cup of coffee while you’re there.
March 26th, 2005 at 11:45 pm
no I’m not going to draw a cartoon about it
March 26th, 2005 at 11:51 pm
Im into the 70’s cop glasses, they are fashionably called aviators. Dude I fit more in the guy cloning factory traits, should i be worried?
P.S please tell me when to panic!
B.
March 27th, 2005 at 12:06 am
OK point#1 7aram that place is a starbucks. and am still on my Starbucks boycott
#2 instead of those big ass glasses why not just wear a burga3? covers just as much hahahaha (well i actually did see a girl in denim skirt, long top, 7jab and burga3 during the walk thing on thursday- it was a burga3 not a niqab).
#3 Q, ana ba3ad gumt athaye3 bain kuwaitis… they all look alike (just imagine yabany visiting)
March 27th, 2005 at 2:07 am
Hehehehe nice topic Q, silly to be there rather well titled, 3ala qolat the don “packed with fake people”, Mad please draw about it..!! don’t say no.. we all demand for such a sarcastic cartoon… ghayer shway men el extremists melaina men wyohom..!!
hehehehe Eva diwaneyat wa7ed men elrabe3 :Dyazat ley, If I were in your shoes, I wouldn’t even push the door! :pP~
Again nice topic…
Stay Safe..
(F)
G0LDeNeYah…
March 27th, 2005 at 10:06 am
صج آنه شايب
بس أولت أمس دريت إن في تسريحه شعر إسمها سبايكي
March 27th, 2005 at 10:14 am
Didn’t Mad M already do a Starbucks cartoon a long time ago?
March 27th, 2005 at 10:26 am
eva, sa7 walla yibteeeha! guitar style! mostly kilhum chinhum enrique eglasias wanna bes!
donman, for me, i try to go there when its less za7ma, bes i realized its a lost cause!
BoMaryoom, lol! u know what? we’re probably the only 2 married guys here! ashkara its something married guys would write ;P
zadyoun, shraayikh ib bashaar’s tshirt for hala febraayir?? more like village people than star academy!
shosho, ur right, but its still fun to make fun of it since its past me and i cant do it ;P
tata….no no no no noooo!! Uve got STYLE my friend! trust me, im talking about a whole different species!
bo_ghazi, for some reason i dont like that starbucks! Dont ask me why, i just dont!
madm, lol, no dont, stick to ur women’s rights cartoons for now, 7araaam u disrupt the flow
B, panic!
q8sheikh, u said the S word…twice!!
goldeneyah, im glad u liked ;P
esetch…..lol! eeee o ako shay isma saksoooka now….saaaksoooooooooookaaaaa, its facial hair in the form of a lock (guful qadeem) surrounding the mouth ;P
March 27th, 2005 at 10:56 am
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March 27th, 2005 at 11:00 am
بصراحة
Q
انا ما ني شابف شنهي مشكلتك ومشكلة ثلاثة ارباع اللي علقوا . انا لو رحت ستاربكس او اي مكان آخر وشفت ناس مثلي او عاديين راح يضيق خلقي واتصور اني ما طلعت من البيت ..!!! انا اطلع من بيتنا عشان اغير ” جو” واشوف اشياء جديدة وانا 100% اساند وادعم او سبورت الناس اللي يكتشفون او يعلنون اشياء جديدة
they are pioneers you have to left your
“عقال ”
for them instead of cursing them .
by the way put your self in their shoes … want they say the same thing about you .. being boring clasicc
…كانك جاي بهدوم امس.. نفس الحطة ..
شخصياا نا محافظ في مظهري جدا جدا بس بصراحة احب اشوف اشياء جحديدة واشوف
اليوم غير ما شفت بالامس
March 27th, 2005 at 11:24 am
q8tkv, where in my post did i curse these people? It was just a snapshot of what i saw, and commenting on it! The main point is not that they look silly, the point is that they ALL look the same, so wain il uniqueness??
Itha 3indik shay yideed o 10 ppl out of the 12 ppl there are wearing it, its not yideed anymore!
March 27th, 2005 at 11:30 am
It is appropriate that clones would hang out in the biggest self-cloning business around..they are just trying to fit into the starbuck trend of creating exact copies and eliminating imagination and diversity.
March 27th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
لا أعلم عنكم لكنى أفضل مشاهدة الشباب المتحرر الغير مؤذى نسبيا
على رؤية عصابات التكفير و اللحى المنفوشة
المتحرر قد يؤذيك بصريا و ريحة عطره قد تخنقك لكن السوبر مسلم عازم على خنقك فعليا بالإضافة للأذى البصرى المضاعف
الذى يسببه فى كل لحظة
March 27th, 2005 at 1:44 pm
Q I love the topic…I remember the last time I went back home I was shocked with the blond phase…every chick in Kuwait seemed to have blond hair…or another time where everyone had boy short hair cut…ilee layeg 3aleeha o ilee mo layeg 3aleeha!!
which is sad because you don’t see the sense of personality in their style…don’t get me wrong it’s nice to have stylish girls and guys but my point is please don’t be followers and dress up in styles that will flatter your body not just becaus everyone else is wearing it!!
I’m still stuck on the pictures from the magazines that my friend sent me and the drag queen make-up…now that’s scary!!!
March 27th, 2005 at 4:18 pm
Did they have that weird platform thing in the middle that looked like an elevated dance floor? I liked the place itself, but you’re right about the crowd
I agree with Bo Jaij, but a little diversity and individuality would be welcome, but then Kwtia said it best!
Bashar looked like shit at Hala February. That t-shirt was ugly, he should’ve shaved, and his hair defied description.. If/when his singing career tanks, he can trace it back to that night!