Mon 21 Mar 2005
Coming soon:
honey with cures for Aids, cancer, the common cold, broken bones, headaches, bad hair days, aaaaaaaand…..death!
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Absolute JOKE!
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March 22nd, 2005 at 12:34 am
كيو
تصدق خوش مشروع:)
شرايك تشاركنى نفتح محل عسل..
بس أحلى شى كلمة”استشارات مجانيه
March 22nd, 2005 at 1:12 am
You forgot to add *impotence* to your list, Q. In Kuwait,what could be more important than that? Especially among the guys who sell this!
March 22nd, 2005 at 1:27 am
hehe la7tha but they dont have for boldness!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 2:19 am
BoMaryoom, yalla fooga!
نحتفل بزجاجة من أفضل أنواع ……العسل!
MrsBaker, I didnt add it because they already have it already included! عسل الرجل لزيادة النشاط و “التقوية الخاصة” … سبقوك!
nooni, BoMaryoom and myself will add the cure for baldness!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:08 am
Yummy yabeela 3asal Do3ani…I have some Yemni friends that can provide us with the honey..so ishraykom adesh sharaka weyakom?
but where did you find this ad? bel wasee6? hahahaaha…it’s just too funny!
Q been to Boston and I have to say…I changed my mind
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:51 am
أقوى شيء عسل التبول اللا ارادي لدى الأطفال
بس صراحة
good packaging
oo free delivery
March 22nd, 2005 at 12:34 pm
I wonder if you could special order the honey for special needs..
My freinds are wondering if they can whip up something that can make you…
1-Glow in the dark
2-Invisible
3-Irresistible…? maybe
B.
March 22nd, 2005 at 1:22 pm
بس اهم شي (عسل السعادة)يعني لو ضايق خلقك تنسى الدنيا و تصير سعيد
March 22nd, 2005 at 3:35 pm
“Viagra” - honey!
March 22nd, 2005 at 4:28 pm
مو من قبل فترة بسيطة طايحين على واحد بياع عسل من نفس طقة عسل المدينة ، و اكتشفوا انه كان يخلط العسل مع كورتيزون!!! يعني مثل ما قال آنتي ريزون ، مو بعيدة عسل الرجل لزيادة الطاقة خالطينه مع فياجرا أو سنافي
March 22nd, 2005 at 4:49 pm
JB! Welcome back, so u liked Boston?? What did you have time for there??
O where I found this ad is a funny story, I left the house and went to my car, and found a white envelope on my window, it looked weird, just a plain white envelope and closed too! It doesnt make sense! Why not just stick the flyer there and get it over with?!
Mubtadi’, adizlik bilbareed!
LOL B! I like the glow in the dark, will work for mitnaqbas in mamshas at night!
busynow, inta shino mushkiltik?? 3indihum 7al! Atwaqqa3 7atta lil ba6aaala 3indihum ;P
anti_reason, if you want it to sell, just mention impotence!
March 22nd, 2005 at 4:57 pm
3adil BoGhazi, haatha kaan 3asal al3uwayid I think, illy i7u6lik the guy in hospital bed shakla bimoot, then after taking medicine he’s all healthy!
Im not sure who it causes problems to, but I heard this substance can realy hurt people with low blood pressure or something like that!
Its all a scam!
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:50 pm
How about a spokesperson for this campaign?
An Ahnold figure who goes “I vant to pump you up viz my honey!” Or a Pamela Anderson like bimbo who touts the benefits of 3asal instead of boob jobs, or …
June 22nd, 2006 at 5:12 am
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June 22nd, 2006 at 5:53 am
William Safire has just been picked on by a blog with a name that keeps changing. Not too harshly, though. The comment is William Safire, you annoy me.
June 22nd, 2006 at 7:30 am
‘Grandma, when is the world going to end?’
June 22nd, 2006 at 9:13 am
According to textbased.com (not to be confused with textism) it seems that Im a minimalist (but not in the linguistics sense
June 22nd, 2006 at 12:16 pm
thanks, i said, with reference to the boobies comment. say, how about some music?
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:40 pm
And I don’t mean things like company imaging or brand messaging, response rates or demographic statistics, media reach or color scheme, total sales or actual profit either. That’s all marketing shit.
June 23rd, 2006 at 12:34 am
Phew, this makes me glad I didnt sit through Dales Wedding
June 23rd, 2006 at 5:15 am
Typically, Master is not aroused during punishment. However, He is a sadist, He was hurting me, I was naked and squirming and moaning. He wanted to fuck.
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:16 am
I had to ask myself if I could get used to a life like that. How much *exactly* did it bother me that He was not only serving Himself, but serving ME also?
June 23rd, 2006 at 11:08 am
HPV causes genital warts, which have never been fun. But in its most deadly strains, it’s the primary cause of cervical cancer.
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Rollertrain’s Elusive RSS Mystery has been Solved
June 23rd, 2006 at 4:45 pm
son david who is a builder by trade has bought us a new home
June 23rd, 2006 at 6:47 pm
so, whats the lowdown on sleep and food? or, could jefferson really open a bed and breakfast?
June 23rd, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Feeling back to normal again after two weeks with a cold though? Oh my that feels good!
June 24th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Just had an email from a student who finds it a bit odd that lecturers would be bloggers. Nice odd, though.
June 24th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Your confidence allows you to take your general awareness and channel it into creativity.
June 24th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
I like the idea of googles happy birthday warhol thing, but its not the most attractive of their logos, is it?
June 25th, 2006 at 10:29 am
Where football and kids are concerned, I have a tendency to turn into Brian Glover in Kes
June 25th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
(And discreet lovers who know what Sexyland really is might understand why I still love catalogs.)
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Just heard about this via LINGUIST. The bit that intrigued me is the suggestion that machines can measure how drunk you are based on prosody alone.
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